If you've been paying attention, you know there's no such breed as "pit bull".
But that doesn't stop intrepid media sources. The St. Catharines Standard reported a dog bite incident by a "pit bull/Labrador cross". Of course, the headline read "Pit bull quarantined after attack". Now today, the dog has undergone media mutation and turned into a full-fledged "pit bull".
Newspaper sales must be really slow in St. Cats.